By Pa Nderry M’Bai

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Thomas Aarem is a former Norwegian army officer. He owns a restaurant in the Gambia. The restaurant, which is situated in Kololi near the carwash is called Dofflez restaurant. He is married to a Gambian girl one Fatou Janha. Thomas’s story is an interesting and frightening one for that matter. He hangs out with Yahya Jammeh’s lead assassin team member Major Sana Manjang. We will get into the main crop of the story, as we proceed with this masterpiece write up.  

By The Soldier

Pa, This is The Soldier again. Permission to write SIR. My able boss we just finished our Saturday meeting at our head quarters in Dakar, we have received a lot of updates from Banjul. We are working on many stories. One story is that very soon the vice president will be replaced by the tourism minister, TIME WILL TELL. The other update we have for you my able boss is that dictator Jammeh sickness is getting worst. He is taking some medicine which makes him sleep a lot and when he is awake he talks very slow. Do you know that dictator Jammeh refused to have surgery in France. When the whole procedure was explained to him, he refused surgery and issued directives that he should fly back home. He wanted a quick surgery and did not want to stay in France for a long time. Devil Zeinab was very mad at dictator Jammeh and that is one of the reasons why she did not come back. 

JK'S New Year Gift To The Press: "Tip Taranga radio and The Standard newspaper are announced opened by GRTS. You may monitor GRTS news for details," My source hinted. JK is busy appeasing the nation after the collateral damage that he has inflicted on both the Standard and Taranaga. Ismaila Ceesay was forced into exile to settle in the UK, while Sheriff Bojang was rendered jobless for over a year. JK's relationship with the press is like that of cat and mouse. Let wait and see who will be his next victim in his crusade to end press freedom.

The opening of the Taranga and Standard Newspaper was part of the European Union Article 8, 17 Point Demands, which Jammeh had earlier rubbishes as an attempt to install a puppet government in Banjul. Slowly, but the surely, the mighty EU would accomplish its agenda--by ensuring that the regime in Banjul embarks on governance reform. Jammeh cannot rule the Gambia in isolation. He needs that EU money, he often calls "Chicken Change money" to run his government.

As we speak, the health sector is in complete tatters. There are no drugs in our health facilities across the country. Salaries for Civil Servants are being delayed largely due to lack of funds to pay workers.

By The Soldier

Pa, This is The Solder again. Permission to write my able boss. Pa and fellow Gambians state house is tight and security is high. The Soldier can assure you that something is terribly wrong with dictator Jammeh and nobody including superKanja SG Sabally can see him. We cannot confirm if he had the surgery, but it appears that he underwent some type of medical treatment and the Syrian doctors  have taken over. No Gambian doctor or Cuban doctor is allowed to see dictator Jammeh. Only Syrian doctors and co-president Saul Badjie can see dictator Jammeh. Dictator Jammeh is indoors and not coming out. SOMETHING IS WRONG.